Thursday, December 5, 2013

My friend's dog is an asshole

The other day we were playing scrabble or some other bullshit game because he was grounded from his X-BOX and he stupid dog cam in through the doggy door and started licking his face and then took off.  I sunk his battleship or whatever and when I turned to gloat at him there was fucking BLOOD all over his face.  It was sick.  I puked like thirty times. Turns out his stupid dog had killed some rabbit babies and half-ate them and was so happy that it cam in and licked the dude's face.  We decide that the dog was grounded from X-BOX too for being such an asshole.


                           

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