Back in the day when we used to pretend to be Ninjas and Contras in the woods I was the "Master Trainer" for the ninja team. This mostly meant I would make kids punch trees and throw Chinese stars at trees and try to climb trees silently. Being a ninja is mostly the art of dominance over trees. The Contra kids were probably cooler because they lived (and trained) by the ocean. We talked about having huge battles and why our team would win but we only ever had one battle with about 15 kids and it was over real quick when a contra kid threw a Chinese star at a ninja and it almost hit him in the leg.
Two other ninjas actually punched the contra and so we had to call it off cause we didn't want anyone to get in trouble.
p.s. Ninjas would have won because the contra kids never trained in hand-to-hand combat. Only knowing how to use guns would be their ultimate downfall once a ninja disarmed him.
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