The other day we were playing scrabble or some other bullshit game because he was grounded from his X-BOX and he stupid dog cam in through the doggy door and started licking his face and then took off. I sunk his battleship or whatever and when I turned to gloat at him there was fucking BLOOD all over his face. It was sick. I puked like thirty times. Turns out his stupid dog had killed some rabbit babies and half-ate them and was so happy that it cam in and licked the dude's face. We decide that the dog was grounded from X-BOX too for being such an asshole.
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